Time Travel Revenge, Gray Hairs & The Ultimate Soulmate Test | Damn We Grown

Welcome back to the house, y’all! This week on Damn We Grown, Mike and Tiff are bringing that real talk from the couch as we navigate the absolute scam that is "adulting."

We kick things off with a little reflection on getting older (shoutout to Mike's incoming gray beard hairs) and play a dangerous game of "What If?" If you could go back to your 12-year-old self with all the knowledge you have now, would you do it? Tiff is avoiding the awkward puberty phase at all costs, while Mike is ready to time-travel back to 7th grade just to invest in Apple, buy Bitcoin, and punch a few bullies in the neck.

Then, we dive deep into the meat of the episode: the sci-fi anthology series Soulmates. Imagine there’s a scientific test that can match you with your 100% perfect, guaranteed soulmate. The catch? You might already be married to someone else. We get into a soulful, hilarious, and brutally honest debate about whether we would take the test. When you hit a rough patch in your marriage, is the grass actually greener, or is it just a trap? We talk about the realities of choosing your partner every day, dating outside your "type," and why true love is deeper than a scientific algorithm.

In this episode we get into:

• The Adulthood Trap: Why we all couldn't wait to turn 18, and why we want our refunds now.

• Time Travel Priorities: Avoiding awkward phases vs. getting rich and petty revenge.

• Pop Culture Catch-Up: A quick dive into the Scream franchise drama and wild government conspiracies.

• The Soulmate Dilemma: Would you risk your current relationship to find out if there's someone statistically "better" out there for you?

Grab a drink, get comfortable, and let’s talk about it. As always, keep choosing joy!

💬 We want to hear from you!If you were married and hitting a rough patch, would you take the soulmate test? Let us know in the comments below!

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