Burned Plastic

So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like “Janis, I can’t invite you because I think you’re a lesbian.” I mean, I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There could be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and we started yelling at her. It was so ridiculous. And then she dropped out of school ’cause no one would talk to her. When she came back in the fall for highschool, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird and…now I guess she’s on crack.

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