Damn We Grown (Throwback): Easter Egg Brawls, Robot Takeovers, & The 18-Year-Old Dating Rule

Welcome back to another Wednesday drop of Damn We Grown! Grab a drink and settle in, because Mike and Tiff are bringing that pure 90s nostalgia, old-school R&B vibes, and some real grown-folks conversation.

This week, we’re recapping an Easter weekend that went from peaceful Sunday brunches to a full-on Lord of the Rings battlefield during the family egg hunt. Note to self: when the kids get older, putting cold hard cash in plastic eggs turns them into absolute savages. We’re officially petitioning for an adults-only, high-stakes egg hunt with some top-shelf liquor and real money on the line for next year.

Then, we get into the heavy hitters. Walmart just announced they’re automating 65% of their stores by 2026. What happens to the jobs? Are we all just going to be fighting robots for the last bag of Doritos? We talk about the reality of the automation takeover and why we need to be pushing the next generation into coding and robotics if we want them to stay ahead of the curve.

We also tackle Utah’s bold new law banning kids under 18 from using social media without parental consent. It sparks a real talk about mental health, the dopamine chase, and the wild wild west of the internet. But you know we couldn't stay serious for too long—that conversation takes a sharp, spicy left into the shady world of age-gap dating. Why are these grown men out here waiting around like vultures for girls to turn 18? We're calling it out.

We cap the episode off with our Vibe of the Week: "Garage Rooftop" by Q.

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