SR Report March 2021: “Uber to Mars, Up till it’s Stuck”

Peace and welcome back to another good ass, hood ass episode of The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast. Today we present to you, the SR tribe, our monthly current events update aka SR Report March 2021: “Uber to Mars, UP till its Stuck” moderated by our outspoken introvert, Sly Boogie! 

• Sly Boogie updates us on Brooklyn rapper Bobby Shmurder, who was recently released from prison after serving six of his seven year sentence. And unlike some other popular artist, he served his time and didn’t snitch on his tribe for a lighter sentence, respect!
• Flash “The Philosopher” reports on NASA’s successful Mars exploration on February 18th. After 7 months of space travel from Earth, NASA’s rover Perseverance landed on Mars. With that mankind is now 1 step closer to colonizing the cosmos and Flash asks the team if blacks people care about space exploration?
• Shake reports on  Ubersoca Cruise decision to start collecting payment and the timely issuance of Government Stimulus checks?
• TJ gives us an update on Married at First Sight and the ongoing saga of Chris & Paige. TJ spilled the tea that Chris was still living in his younger hoe days and got a baby on the way. We discuss marriage requirements and make inappropriate comments! 
• Moe provides our social media update and wants to know, “Where the Hell is Our Gotdamn Packages?!?! This Cardi-B/ Up challenge got mail carriers trending and not our amazon deliveries, we need answers.

If you’ve read this far you in the TRIBE and know the vibes, pull up, tune in and join us as we discuss “The SR Report March 2021: “Uber to Mars, UP till its Stuck” !