The “Damn We Grown” Wednesday is back, and so is the chaos! Mike and Tiff are back in the studio, proving that even after nearly two decades together, they’re still figuring out how to not accidentally become “just roommates.”
In this episode, our favorite “two creatives” dive into the post-honeymoon reality check. They reminisce about being “broke-broke” newlyweds—you know, the kind of broke where Top Ramen feels like a five-star date night because you’re still in that “blissful” fog.
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Mom Duty vs. “Hell-Raiser”: Tiff vents about the “bananas” reality of parenting a pre-teen who is starting to look and act a little too much like her mother.
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The “Finger” Talk: Mike gets real about his first colonoscopy. It’s all fun and games until the doctor says, “Take a deep breath,” and you wake up wondering if you’re still a whole man.
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The Great Bed Upgrade: The couple reflects on moving from a “Queen world” to a “King-size” bed—where the space is so vast they actually have to use pillows to find each other.
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Contaminated Counters?: Tiff explains why anything wet on the kitchen counter is automatically treated as “poison” or “booty juice” until proven otherwise.
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The “Intimate” Schedule: Why scheduled date nights and “appointments” for sex aren’t just for old people—they’re for grown folks who actually want to keep the spark alive.
Key Vibe: “I remember in college, I would buy them cheap sheets… and they would feel like sandpaper. What were we thinking back then?”
Choose joy, choose sleep, and for the love of everything, don’t leave water on Tiff’s counter.