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Last week we kicked off our “Who Said That?” recap, and this week we’re back with Part 2 — more wild clips, iconic one-liners, and a few moments that reminded us why CockTales is funny and deep when it wants to be.
This episode is a continuation of last week’s trip down memory lane, pulling standout moments from different years of the show. Some clips had us crying laughing, some had us side-eyeing ourselves, and others took a surprisingly thoughtful turn — because if we’re gonna reflect, we might as well do it honestly.
We talk fashion eras (yes, the Martha Stewart linen phase still stands), dating boundaries, bad decisions we didn’t make, and the difference between being open-minded and being open to everything (spoiler: not the same).
We also get into why “sex is a skill,” why everybody with a microphone is not a licensed expert, and why sometimes the real growth is knowing when to stop, sit still, and get yourself together. As always, there’s plenty of foolishness, a little ministry, and a lot of “did she really say that?” energy. If you haven’t listened to Part 1, go run that back first — then come join us here. 🍹
Cocktail of the Episode French 75… But Make It Therapy
You’ll need:
- Sparkling wine
- Vanilla vodka
- Simple syrup
- Bailey’s (or RumChata) foam
- Lemon twist
How to make it:
Shake Bailey’s with a small splash of simple syrup until frothy. Pour vanilla vodka into a flute, top with sparkling wine, gently spoon the foam on top, and garnish with a lemon twist. Do not rush the foam unless you want chaos in a glass. 🗣 Topics We Get Into:
- Recapping iconic CockTales quotes and moments from past years
- The Martha Stewart / Ina Garten aesthetic debate (still unresolved)
- Dating boundaries, self-control, and learning when to say no
- Why being open-minded doesn’t mean being open to everything
- The difference between licensed professionals and internet “experts”
- Taking breaks from dating without guilt
- Why sex, intimacy, and communication are skills you can actually learn
- Free and low-cost resources people sleep on (libraries, schools, clinics, and more)
- Growth, reflection, and recognizing patterns in yourself
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